Funny love quotes

Funny love quotes

Love is an amazing feeling. Love makes the world a better place. Love can make you laugh and can let you do funny things. We have selected the most funny love quotes. Funny love quotes can be a way to express these cute and lovely emotions of love. We often joke around the people we love and these funny love quotes are a perfect way to express your love emotions in a funny way.

The best feeling in the world is to love someone, or to be loved by someone. Couples joke a lot around eachother and are doing funny things to tease eachother. In this way they make their love stronger and they bond better. Our funny love quotes contain some funny jokes about the loving couples or jokes about the things cuples share with eachother. You can use the funny love quote you like and use it as a funny love whatsapp status. Or just text the love quote to the person you love.

The best funny love quotes

Humans have 206 bones in their bodies. Spare the heart, break the bones instead!

Grow old with me. Let’s count each other’s wrinkles as the years pass by. Let’s see who losses all of the teeth and who will need the help of the walking stick first.

Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

Honesty is an important part of a relationship. If you can somehow pretend to be so, then you are in.

Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes. (Short love quote!)

To fall in love is to live in a world of both heaven and hell. There is no in-between.

Like a few, love a few too but never trust anyone.

If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.

My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day…until I met you.

Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

The three vital things a woman needs are night creams, chocolates and compliments.

Love is great, but a divorce can cost greater than thousands of dollars.

Marry someone of your own age. So when your beauty fades, so does his eyesight.

Marriage doubles your electric and grocery bills, the size of your tummy for 9 months and the energy you need to do the house cleaning.

Not everyone falls in love at first sight. Sometimes, other looks at the amount written on the pay check.

A sprinkle of jealousy is healthy. It’s good to know that someone is scared of losing you.

Marriages never have a guarantee. If you want 100% assurance, better go live with a car.

You’re just like bacon, beer and chocolate – you make everything better. (Funny Love Quote)

You are the pain in my butt, the dent in my wallet and the scratches in my brand-new car that I don’t mind.

My heart only skips a bit for two reasons: one, when I am facing a difficult enemy in a game and two, when you say my name.

Your dad calls you a princess and yet, you don’t need to act like a spoiled little brat around the man who loves you.

I want someone who will pause his game just to answer my call.

If you want a perfect girlfriend, go find her in a Barbie store.